The Hustler
Week 1 — Giveaway
Nobody saw it coming. Now nobody can stop it.
The Post
Season
Four Weeks. Five Basketball Editions. One Championship.
Five basketball-themed Primates dropped across the month, aligned with the Playoffs and Finals. Four are tied to weekly mechanics; a fifth runs as an ongoing leaderboard contest on Concrete King.
Tip-Off In
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The Lineup
The Drops
Five Primate editions with basketball-themed jersey colorways. Each is a distinct trait classification with utility tied to upcoming merch and retail launches.
Streetballer
Week 2 — Burn Raffle
Earned on the asphalt, not in the draft.
Rookie Phenom
Week 3 — Standard Raffle
First year. Already a problem.
Finals MVP
Week 4 — Auction
The headliner. The one you build a dynasty around.
Hall of Famer
Concrete King Contest — full month
Legacy locked in.
The Bracket
Schedule
Ongoing · Side Bracket
May 13 → June 8 · ET
Concrete King Contest
High-Score Leaderboard · Hall of Famer
Concrete King's leaderboard resets on May 13 and runs the entire month — the player with the single highest score when the window closes wins the Hall of Famer edition. One winner. Legacy locked in.
How to win
Hit Concrete King once the leaderboard resets May 13, run it up, hold the top spot. Score is locked at the close of Week 4's auction window.
Bonus
Special, limited-edition “Concrete King Jersey” Primates will be given away to random daily or weekly leaderboard winners.
Week 01
Wed May 13 → Fri May 15 · ET
Kickoff Giveaway
Primates Passport Giveaway · The Hustler
Starting the month with a free edition giveaway exclusively for Primates Passport holders. No tickets, no bids, no entry steps — every Passport holder at snapshot is automatically entered. One winner takes The Hustler.
What to do
Hold a Primates Passport when the snapshot is taken. That's it.
Week 02
Wed May 20 → Sun May 24 · ET
Burn Raffle
Locked
Reveals Wed May 20
Locked · Reveals Wed May 20
Week 03
Wed May 27 → Sun May 31 · ET
Standard Raffle
Locked
Reveals Wed May 27
Locked · Reveals Wed May 27
Week 04
Wed Jun 3 → Mon Jun 8 · ET
Finals Auction
Locked
Reveals Wed Jun 3
Locked · Reveals Wed Jun 3
Coach's Notes
How It Works
Edition holders get into the Troop chat, plus alpha and early access to what we're building. They also get unlocks tied to upcoming merch drops and the retail launch — priority access and exclusive variants when those go live.
Artistically, yes. But they do not carry the full 1/1-tier perks within the collection. Instead, these will be their own category (much like PrimOrcs and Artemis) and they will have their own special merch-utility.
Variety keeps it fun. Different mechanics reward different kinds of holders — Passport holders, raffle players, whales, burn-friendly community members, and the gamers grinding Concrete King.
No. Pick the events that work for you. The Passport giveaway is automatic, the Concrete King contest is free to play, the raffles are low-cost, and the auction is for the highest bidder.
You burn a Primate and get two things: (1) a guaranteed limited-edition basketball jersey clothing trait that will be applied to a Primate of your choice at a later date, and (2) a ticket into the Streetballer raffle. The burned Primate is removed from supply permanently.
A new clothing trait designed exclusively for The Post Season — a single colorway, only available through Week 2 burns. Once the burn window closes, no more get minted. It's a limited team uniform for the championship run.
Yes. You'll choose any Primate in your wallet to receive the limited jersey trait, and it will be applied at a later date after the burn window closes. Most people will pick a floor — that's the play. Burn cheap, upgrade your favorite.
Each burn = one guaranteed jersey trait swap + one raffle ticket. Burn three, jersey up three of your Primates and get three Streetballer entries. No cap. Trait swaps are applied at a later date.
The leaderboard resets on May 13. Play Concrete King anytime between May 13 and June 8. Highest single score on the leaderboard at the close window wins Hall of Famer. One winner.
Wednesday, May 13, 2026 at 8am PDT (11am ET) — with the kickoff giveaway and the opening of the Concrete King contest.